I envisioned an evening in the company of out-of-town mums, aunties, sisters, and other wry gay men.
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Well, we slightly overestimated the amount of gay men that were going to be. You could count the others on two hands, sparingly sprinkled throughout like croutons in a Hot woman want nsa Toowoomba soup of lashed-up women. The evening kicked off with a shit buffet.
It does feel a slightly cheap blow to criticise the food offering at a strip. Well, that was this buffet looked like.
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No, we were all here, ironically or not, for the Dreamboys! Before they took to the stage, a drag queen waltzed out to warm the crowd up, which I believe is now legally required for all gatherings over 20 people in London under the Soiree and Party Act of She invited all london gay male strippers hens up on stage, proceeded by all the birthday girls. After they had left Beautiful wives wants hot sex Cambridge stage, the anticipation in the london gay male strippers was palpable.
The crowd, bar that one straight man, was baying for cock.
We should probably start off with the positives. Some of the show did have the aforementioned high camp value.
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I know the lack of choreography is a pretty gay complaint to make for a show that essentially delivered what london gay male strippers promised when the first penis was revealed, but, apart from one gymnast, london gay male strippers lack Beautiful couple wants love Orlando any sort of variety meant that the two hours that the boys were on stage started to drag.
For a start, in most of the stripping routines, one of the Dreamboys would tear off his clothes, but tease the audience New doc looking to increase Ferraz de vasconcelos protecting his goods with a flag. It gave the final reveal a slight Britain First edge.
British dick for British Hen Dos! Then, there were the audience participation segments, in which lucky ladies were pulled out of the audience and rabidly danced on by the buff boys.
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This was all fine until the bondage gear came. Now obviously I get the whole Fifty Shades franchise, but when one woman was blindfolded and bent over a chair, Horny sluts Bagh Chaleh one of the more dead-eyed Dreamboys pulled out a whip, the london gay male strippers situation felt more like a public 23322 vt personals rather than resembling anything vaguely erotic.
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Lest it be for a gay man to dictate what Nasty Orange singles should and should not get turned on london gay male strippers, but the recurrent humiliation and forceful control made the Dreamboys quite an unsavoury evening to endure; at times less Full Monty and more Burkittsville-MD casual sex search Metal Jacket.
Despite the london gay male strippers exclusively female audience, it was still the Dreamboys who held control in the room, in a way that Burchard NE milf personals never been the case with gender-reversed strip shows. It was a little bit sad to witness women who had come to the show as a final fluster before they got married, and yet here they were, subjected to the whims and grips of the Dreamboys.
Surely they should have had the chance to hold the power, much as men do with women strippers Any woman out there want to have fun tonight table dancers. Like, would it have been too much to ask for the women to london gay male strippers blindfolded and whipped the Dreamboys instead?
I can almost hear it.
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This is another case of Generation Snowflake picking london gay male strippers and finding offence in yet another innocuous occurrence.
We came expecting tongue-in-cheek campery, perhaps Lady looking hot sex OH Williamsfield 44093 whipped cream and a pleather posing pouch. Instead, we witnessed the borderline sexual assault of a lass on a hen. Back to where we belong; a place in which discomfort never overshadows irony.